Mrs. dear comrade OKs Americans to eat pie on Thanksgiving

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Give thanks to the government

My fellow Americans, we officially got a reprieve from on High for Thanksgiving. Mrs. dear comrade leader, titular head of the government food police, has proclaimed that we schlubs can eat pie for Thanksgiving. (story here)

Barbara Walters White House interview, which included first lady Michelle Obama, ranged from the strife between North and South Korea to airport screening, the midterm elections, the economy, and Thanksgiving traditions.

Michelle Obama said it’s fine to eat what you want on Thanksgiving.

“Don’t worry about how much you eat. Just enjoy it,” she said. “This is the time. Have pie.”

Oh how can we thank you enough!

Ugh…

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