Moron of the Day – sen. John Kerry


Moron of the Day

In a stunning display of Rectal-Cranial Inversion induced by decades of oxymoronic government service, senator John Kerry (he served in Vietnam, you know) says that the American public just doesn’t get it. He believes that voter anger with Washington is somehow “hypocritical.” (story here from US News)

Times are tough, especially among those still looking for good jobs, but Sen. John Kerry doesn’t think Washington’s to blame. In fact the former Democratic presidential candidate, concerned with the anger voters are aiming at Washington, says that his party and President Obama are doing a ship-shape job.

“We’ve come back,” he says of the nation, Wall Street, and the economy. “This is an amazing resurgence.”

“An amazing resurgence” indeed. If there’s anyone who doesn’t get it, it’s you John. But what do you expect from someone who has been a government employee all his bloody freaking life?

“I think there’s a comprehension gap,” said Kerry. His point: While people may not be feeling the benefits of the bailouts and healthcare reform yet, Congress has been working with Obama to right the economic ship. Still, he sounded sympathetic to those kicked around by the economy. “There’s a sense of some things unraveling” to them, said Kerry.

But he said that the D.C.-directed attacks are hypocritical, since many of those attacking Washington spending presumably want to keep their Social Security and Medicare and want Washington to play a big role in the Gulf Oil cleanup. “There’s a huge contradiction on a daily basis,” he said.

Get that you hypocrites? You just don’t understand what’s good for you!

SHEESH! Can we sue the people of Massachusetts for foisting this douchebag on the rest of us every six years? Sounds like ole John needs another swiftboating.

This one’s for you, Johnny.



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